Babies in Meetings
People who know me may remember the times when I used to
bring my baby to meetings with me.
The seal pup has been to anarchist bookfairs, conferences on
Scottish independence, planning meetings, public meetings, meetings to wind up
failing leftist sects, meetings to decide the content of workshops, meetings to
deliver the content of workshops.
I’ve even taken him to day long meetings in which I have discussed
social reproduction, in the abstract and at length, while demonstrating the
reality of said social reproduction even as I spoke, positioning him on a
breast or jigging him about on a hip.
And through all these meeting, baby has smiled and amused himself
quietly with linky toys and slept peacefully in my arms and everyone has said “What
a good baby” and I have been smug and complacent and thought how easy it is to
combine motherhood with activism.
Well, that's all gone now.
Baby still loves meetings. He’s always happy to be taken to
a meeting. It’s just that now he’s able to fully express his enthusiasm better
by “joining in” with a lot of high pitched squeak’s and bashing his of his toys
on the table.
People are fair put off their Trotskyist bickering.
The only reason we got away with his last appearance is that
so many people present have been accused of misogyny and institutional sexism
that no one was really in a position to raise an objection.
Some people have suggested I continue to take him, in order
to demonstrate the need for organised childcare but I don’t think I quite have
the front for it.
So, no more meetings for Jimmy until he learns to put up his
hand and speak through the chair.
I’ll leave you with a picture of another baby, behaving
impeccably at a meeting of the European Parliament in Strasbourg. How has MEPLicia
Ronzulli managed it? It must be some sneaky right wing trick.
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